10. The Target on 150 BLOWS AWAY Hwy. 280. Seriously. (but shhhhh. let's keep it a secret. don't want to ruin the new store organization).
9. Chick-fil-a Peach milkshakes are yum-a-licious.
8. Closed garbage bags do NOT adequately protect infant car seats from dust and other grossness while in storage.
7. Even after asking how far along a I am, AND if it is a boy or a girl, perfect strangers still can't understand that we don't know the gender of this baby. So they ask the follow up question: "Are you going to find out before the baby gets here?" Yeah, we just wanted to hold out until 2 weeks before I give birth. THAT'S what we were waiting for.
6. It is possible to teach the Eminator "sleep rules:" 1. stay in bed; 2. stay quiet; 3. stay still.
5. There is an iphone app called OB Patient Tracker. It prioritizes patients according to due date (and 3 other criteria) and generates a list for the Dr.'s reference. Seriously folks.
4. I am #1 on my Doc's. list.
3. Despite my top priority, Doc believes there are at least 3 other patients who will have their babies before me.
2. So, it turns out (contrary to Coach Shoop's mantra), the body WON'T do anything the mind tells it to. I have not progressed at all, i.e. no baby anytime soon.
1. Jason and I have precious little undivided time left with this angel before her world is TOTALLY rocked.
3 comments:
I love the new headers. Sweet Emma!
I love reading your blog. It always make me smile. Bummer no progression. Maybe this weeks check up will give you a big surprise. Here's to hoping!!!
-Deb
I agree, every post you make, makes me laugh ( a bunch)!!! Thanks! Hope that little one make his/her appearance sooner rather than later. :)
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