Do I have your attention yet? I feel like it should be a personal life goal to never type or use the Snuggie TM in my daily life. Alas, if this were an actual life goal, I would have now failed--miserably. What, you might ask, would compel me to experiment with this oversized "blanket" (aka bathrobe turned backwards)? It would have to be an exceptionally good cause. Good thing I love our church functions--and our church small group.
Incidentally, and before I continue, it continues to baffle me beyond all things imaginable that someone is making a FORTUNE from these things--despite the gaping draft you feel in the back when you stand up--hospital gown style. Some quick google research revealed that not only did the Snuggie make over $4 million in 2008, but the projected revenue for 2009 is somewhere around $9 million. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Further investigation reveals that Gary Clegg (father to the Snuggie) birthed the idea after finding it necessary to cut a hole in his sleeping bag since the TV remote wouldn't work through the fabric:
"Gary Clegg said it began in 1998, when he was a freshman at the University of Maine in Orono and living in a chilly dormitory. He cut a hole in his sleeping bag because his TV remote wouldn’t work through the fabric, and subsequently asked his mother to sew a sleeve onto it, he said. Mr. Clegg added a second sleeve and otherwise refined the design in the ensuing years. He gave the appendaged blankets as gifts to friends, and finally, with an investment from his brother, Jeff, mass-produced them and started selling them onSlanket.com in early 2006."
And think I believed my mom when she told me that I wouldn't get anywhere in life sitting on the couch watching TV. Let this be another lesson to all those couch potatoes out there---sloth can breed millions people. (Read the entire NY Times article here. And please don't think the term "Slanket" is escaping me.)
Do they make toddler snuggies? Not that Mr. Clegg needs my advice, but it could be an untapped market. Until then, Emma will remain snuggie-less, and at the mercy of dear Tom to provide her some much needed juice.
Meet Vance, Patrick, and Chris (L-R). A picture really does say 1,000 words.
Apparently, hot buns were also on the evening's menu.
Dear monogrammed Kala. What would we do without her married monogrammed trick-or-treat bag?
Sweet Ashley--the marshmellow roasting master.
Undoubtedly the best part of the night.
Until next year friends. I'll be scouring QVC for the next up-and-coming trend to inspire our tailgate!

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